Obligatory:

Milana Vayntrub’s Cheekbones observed that “Genial black Man likes the way Bobby Fingers thinks” would have been the funnier way to say this.

YES!

Yes.

This is the only way I can use it. It’s just too vast and awful to use for anything other than my friends list and following my teams.

P.s. I just saw that 30 Rock is leaving Netflix soon and will be exclusively on Hulu.

I hope not but I wouldn’t be even a little bit surprised. (Y’know, about Mickey Rourke. I would definitely be surprised if JLC revealed she actually had two butts.)

NEVER STOP!

Please seek help for this salad-nose situation you’re dealing with. Don’t suffer in silence!

Exactly this. To me they were clearly saying “Harvey Weinstein is a gross, sleazy dude.” Jenna is a character that allowed them to do this in a way they could get away with it, just as the Tracy character let them call out Cosby in a way they could get away with. 

Sadly, this is their bye week so we need to wait until the 22nd to find out.

I got married on Halloween! It’s less of a big deal in Scotland than in the US, but my wife is American and loves Halloween so hard. I think she partly wanted to do it then so she could force us miserable Scots to have a big Halloween party. I didn’t especially care when we got married, just that we did. It was so…

My partner and I managed to keep our “small, intimate” wedding down to 75, but that’s because she only has about four living family members. My family is huuuuuuuuuuge.

I read somewhere (here or ESPN, I think) that one of the conditions for the move was heavy penalties on Spanos if he sells the team in the near future.

You need all the fuckin’ stars.

Acknowledging those fuckers are not to be celebrated does not equal erasure.

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This perfectly describes something I’ve struggled to find the right words for. Thanks for that.

“Otherwise, you’re saying at the outset that the vast majority of rapes can never result in any consequences for the perpetrator, or redress for the victim.”

On the one hand, yes. On the other, though, these disgusting shitheads could have gotten away punishment-free if not for this. I wonder if it’s worth it to see some genuine consequences for the perpetrators.