Yeah, but he’s *their* rapist brother.

Not often, but it does bring a smile to my bitter face every single time.

Best birthday week ever!

I think the issue is more the gaslighting of his wife as he was cheating on her while publicly proclaiming himself to be a feminist and ally. I’m not necessarily saying you should care about those things either, but that’s what the fuss was about.

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I think you’ll find that’s the SPFL Scottish Premiership!

Ah, so Dr Evil’s money rather than the dirty oil money. (Not judging - my main footballing squeeze was funded by Silvio Fucking Berlusconi.)

Thank goodness I re-read that to see the “allez” - my first thought was Belgrade... Not so much left-wing!

Forza Livorno!

(I’m actually a Milan fan, even though Berlusconi disgusts me to my core, but that team of the early-to-mid 90s was amazing to watch, so what can you do?)

But... he drives a truck!

Because throwing cans of beer around can - ahem - #dodamage?

Yup. At the end of that game I turned to my wife and said “it’s not like we can’t win there.” Then I paid absolutely no attention to local sports media because they are all the fucking worst.

Does it help that at all that they’re all terrible? I quite like the regular B hat with the champions patch on the side, but the rest is garbage.

My heart sings when the Revs get a mention in the Deadspin comments. (Even if it is just to call them the Buffalo Bills of MLS, which is, of course, totally fair.)

This Revs fan is nodding vigorously. 

But baseball doesn’t rely almost exclusively on the draft.

I broadly agree but wanted to make a couple of points.

I will.

Sadly, it’s unlikely that he did, although he did say the turkey would be more fitting than the eagle in a sarcastic aside in a letter (I think to his daughter? I may have made up that part.)

Just say “shit.” We’re all adults.