They have the richest racial epithets.

As a Scot living in the US, I find both ridiculous and over-the-top.

Sloppy and fun. I prefer to watch games where the two offenses are firing but a game this sloppy is never dull. I’ll happily settle for not dull. Better than a blowout.

Loving your work. And your username.

I am glad to see you have revised your earlier position on sloths. Sloths are awesome. Koalas are OK. Fucking pandas, though. If they don’t want to mate, let them die the fuck out.

I honestly don’t think so. I fucking love all that stuff. I watch NFL to be entertained and I don’t care if that’s from explosive runs, perfect spirals, brutal (but legal) hits or a ridiculous dance routine.

Wow. I didn’t watch this game. That is fucking brutal.

I can’t say I blame a Eurovision crowd for really not wanting to go to Russia next year.

Eddie Izzard is not a drag queen.

Yes, yes, a thousand times yes. I’ve been known to ask folk if they have somewhere to be as they scurry past me with 10 minutes to go.

There’s usually a set percentage cut/increase written into the contract. I’m not sure if this was the case before Portsmouth’s meltdown and I’m near certain it wasn’t the case when Leeds imploded.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

I don't understand why you can't tell the difference between comedy and light entertainment. Carlin was an outstanding comedian but he would have made a terrible (and probably miserable) Tonight Show host.

12. Cries.

Yeah... Even before analysing the slutshaming aspect of Amber's comments, pretty much everyone comes out of this looking just awful. And everyone I'm including the vast majority of Jez commenters who feel the need to take a side in this mess. Sure, I'm fucking fascinated in it and reading every damn article Jez posts…

A good friend of mine was raised by a narcissist and has found this to be an invaluable source of support. I'm so glad it exists.

They've been hatin' on him pretty good for a few years now, and with good reason.

Funnily enough, I think similarly of my friends and all the good dudes I know are, in fact, in relationships. Not for the whole time we've been friends, but currently. Perhaps if you haven't been snapped up by late 20s to early/mid 30s, there's a good fucking reason.

Sorry. Should have been more clear.

'"I'm a feminist so I expect you to be confident in yourself and sex-positive"'

UGH.

Nah, it's good. You nailed it.