No mention of mileage? Because the lame with a capital L thing about the Smart ForTwo was that it was a teeny tiny car that got terrible mileage (for its size). I haven't talked to a single person who didn't think it got north of 60 mpg, and was shocked when they heard the true numbers...

70 year old bald dudes holding up traffic the once a month that they take it out? Oh the horror.

Basset Hound, good choice for maximum jowl and ear flappage.

twellman making the good point during the half that the concussion protocol is supposed to include a test that takes about six minutes and mascherano came back in two and a half.

"Javier, what's your name?"

"As a veteran" does it for me—unless it really has something to do with being a veteran, which most often it doesn't.

Oh gimme a break! Showing someone that your phone can turn on is not a surrender of freedom.

Neymar would have probably fallen down to try and draw a foul if that landed on him

David Luiz pulled it out of his hair while he was trying to distract Rodriguez before the PK.

It's probably best you keep that "discussion" in your own mind...

That must have been one nasty fart.

so maybe he's a really sad bandwagoner?

* I deeply regret what occurred.
* I apologize to Giorgio Chiellini and the entire football family.
* I vow to the public that there will never again be another incident like
* I would very much like Barcelona's money.
* Barcelona is very nice at this time of year.
* I speak Spanish, much like the people of Barcelona do.
*…

Is this even a question?!

It's gorgeous enough to get you out of speeding tickets.

this is awesome. is the echo I hear carrying all over the festival or is that just something us viewers are hearing. (or maybe it's just me...?)

Is it just me or is the interracial midget category also missing on your end?

Am I the only one that is completely uninspired by the Porsche 356?

And tell me you wouldn't take one tomorrow. That car will never, ever get old, no matter how old it gets.

Incredible how fast time flies. The DB9 still looks perfectly modern and sleek after all these years.