It’s Tuesday morning, and you know what that means: it’s the Mercury Capri time.

The cat jumping out of the engine bay of the Falcon was the highlight.

Used city water and a hot garbage buffet?

I generally don’t wish personal injury on people, but wow, fuck those neighbors with a rusty cactus.

I guess the plant was really... booming.

Someone should find Herbie rusting away somewhere or covered in dirt in some forgotten garage... then after some new brake fluid and such off to the vintage races?

Your Jalopnik New York crew is getting this car’s modern successor on Friday. For now, start your week basking in the glory of the original.

Little known fact: this is how the Forester was born.

I think the new Tacoma has style

My initial inclinations were summed up best by Mr Indiana Jones

It looks like it came with side-impact damage as a factory option at that angle.

Performance is lightyears ahead today, but even on fairly “extreme” trucks like the Raptor the styling is still really bland. Remember when you could get chrome vertical stacks from the factory?

Are they ever going to break Jezza for once?

This sounds like a great opportunity for Ford to do a cross-promo with Nike. “Just run.”

I guess with this whole obesity problem we keep talking about here in America, the Mustang is the car we need. You are either running to it, or away from it, but at least you are always running.

I’d be lying if I said I liked it more than I like this:

My fantastic adventures are a bit more extreme and require the 4wd tercel wagon’s extra space and capability

Four out of 12 Jalops agree: the only car you should ever purchase is a Karmann-Ghia!

Oh, how I hate Fing hatches stuck on perfectly good looking sports car. I now feel the need to vomit.