It’s the 1984 Toyota Celica. Front engine, rear-wheel drive and pop-up headlights. What more car do you need?

Hopefully you enjoyed this year’s Indy 500, and remember: things could always be worse. Much worse.

I think we found the murder weapon.

If the American Motors Corporation were around today, it would want you to get out there and drive like a champion.

Start your Tuesday off right with a drive in America’s E30, the Chevrolet Celebrity Eurosport!

Get ready to maraud your Monday!

Beep beep! It’s Celica Man’s favorite One True Celica, the 1989 All-Trac Turbo. FWOOM!

Wooosh! Here it comes, it’s the Ford Mustang! Are you ready?

Requisite soundtrack:

It amazes me that some people, like, own Lagondas. Like that’s the car they choose to own and drive and presumably maintain.

I have no snarky puns... but... my truck (92 Dakota Sport... 99hp what a piece of shat) was struck by lightening during one of the worst storms I’ve ever seen. Crested a hill just south of St. Albans, VT on I-89 which is a fairly open stretch of highway up above a valley floor.

It’s Monday! Back to work in your large turbodiesel luxury coupe.

No need to go to the (very expensive) extreme of an Unimog.

It’s Friday! Get ready to get out there and Unimog like a champion.