Local? That has to be one of the best Neons left in the rust belt. The paint isn’t peeling off in sheets and it isn’t compromised due to heavy rust. What the...

What is up with this grille-that-isn’t-there? It looks like there must be another piece lying around somewhere in the back that should snap in like Lego.

Way to ruin a Beetle. That flat-four chugging away is 80% of the charm of the things. If I wanted a golf cart, I would buy a golf cart.

Love the Notchback, but this one?!? It’s like a beautiful woman wearing Crocs.

Eh, VW lost me after the Scirocco Type 53 and the MK1 GTI. Those cars were so simple, lightweight and pure. VW as many automakers back in the day just lost the focus of what made them successful.

Time for David’s friends and family to give Jeeps Anonymous a call.

“Well here’s your problem. The engine’s in the wrong place!”

What? 80's cars were awesome. I’d have a car from the 80's over almost everything sold today.

I have a convertible. I agree. Sunroofs in normal vehicles are handy though.. Especially when the 4 year old in the back seat rips a fart that is outlawed by the Geneva Convention.

Sunroofs are the wrong answer anyway.

Putin your foot down and Russian around the ring.

Those are all cars that I’d totally own but only with a Camry in the driveway.

K-car-based Chrysler Executive and Limousine

Daytona Turbo Z. Lusted after them when they were new, and still think they look good.

That coyote managed to do what no Toyota stylist could. Improve the grill.

The A.V. Club’s comment section will just suggest that you get any car that can run over Kinja.