caramelthecalf
CaramelTheCalf
caramelthecalf

This bitch needs to keep Black people out of her damn mouth.

Sooooo....

You know, as much as people keep talking about how Starfleet has become darker and the Federation in general has lost its utopian nature, I keep noticing how the setting wasn’t really ever as “utopian” as people seem to think. I mean sure, DS9 really foregrounded some of the less savory elements of the Federation, and

Reread The Call of Cthulu and pay attention to his descriptions of people, you’ll notice that it’s not as separate from his writings as you think.

I did the same thing two years ago. Heart palpitations, shortness of breath etc. I sat in the waiting room for 5 hrs after being triaged. Hell by that time I was feeling better and was about to leave. A nurse came running out and stopped me. I had multiple blood clots in both lungs and the right side of my heart had

I drove myself to the hospital with chest pain about five years ago, and saying “chest pain” stirred up the ER like kicking a nest of ants. I was in an exam room hooked up to a monitor in five minutes. Every nurse and the doctor* gave me a long, angry talk about how stupid I was for driving myself in. They kept me

And it is a recycling of a racially dismissive “’Bama Boys” slogan that Hillary used in ‘08 too. It was a major contribution to Hillary’s campaign failure in ‘16, because it meant that whenever we tried to point out the sexist messaging being used against her, the Trump campaign had an easy fire back of “and Bernie

I wondered that at first, but now I’m just thinking that Bolton’s mad he didn’t get to take part. Like when you want an ex to stop doing something, like drinking, and they won’t, so you break up, but then as soon as you’re gone, the ex turns over a new leaf. And then you’re mad, and you hate that their new girlfriend

You’re not an intelligent person and nobody values anything you have to say.

“Let me have that omelette... no, the other one. The more perfecter one. That’s it.”

My favorite highlights:

Beard Riker or Beardless Riker?

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You’ll have to teach him how to sit on a chair in the weirdest possible way.

Dammit, you chucklefuck, your intentions were perfectly clear. You wanted to hurt and embarrass a total stranger because some stray gross impulse darted across your lizard brain and being a white male, you never even thought to resist or question it. You honestly expected her to find that funny or at least “laugh it

Additionally, in a statement to CBS News, Callaway’s lawyer stated that he, “did not act with any criminal intentions” and that “Tommy is a loving husband and father.” Of course, how much he loves his wife and children is irrelevant to Callaway’s inability to keep his hands to himself. And besides, Bozarjian isn’t

Sounds like the best way to have multiple grandchildren, though admittedly by multiple women.  And at least one hologram (don’t ask, the engineers aren’t quite sure how it happened either).  

Start by lowering the backs on all chairs

He was a father to us all.

To think, until now I only avoided Razer products because they are overpriced glossy garbage. Now I have Reason #2!

FYI, folks. If you have enough money to travel internationally, you have enough money to protect yourself in case of medical emergency. You need two things: