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I too work in finance and when I tell people this they assume we are all crooks. I asked someone that said this to me “Do you feel the police are crooks?” The response was no, I responded saying there are stricter controls and harsher disciplinary standards in my profession than there are in law enforcement. If I

You have reason to be mad, but do you really have a reason to stay mad?

God, this review is amazing. Thanks Heather (and also Tim for the video). Curious though, did you ever encounter Tim’s creations on your server or vice versa?

Fucking undecided voters, the nation's paste eaters.

How about we just skip all noose-based decorations. 

Fixed! 

Of course, because it’s a fascist position to take and leaves no room for nuance or context.

HONK – The 5th Survivor

I don’t care if she had a gun or not.

The quote from his father, Michael McGlockton, is GREAT. No hugging bullshit:

This is some bullshit. 

I mean, cool. But, you know, maybe show some compassion towards all victims of abuse? Maybe we shouldn’t immediately revert to toxic masculinity and say “what a little baby for calling the cops”?

This guy sounds a lot like my overly-enthusiastic Trump-supporter friend, who believes there will be a civil war if a Democrat wins the next election and they ban assault weapons. “This country is tore apart,” she says, “The Democrats are trying to destroy the Constitution.”

The days of companies who provide loyal employees something in return are over. The larger the company, the less likely it will happen. We are past the point of company loyalty meaning anything. The new powers that be just do not care about anything other than the short term profits and themselves getting what they

My inability to refrain from replying, "don't we all?" is the reason I'd be a terrible prosecutor.

To me if her tears are genuine or not doesn’t matter. She can be genuinely remorseful and feel guilty as fuck that doesnt change whether she is guilty in the eyes of the law. She shot a man in his own home. 

Crocodile tears. She likely was hoping that her buddies would help her cover this up, as they first started to. I don’t think she tried to help him one bit after she shot him. She was probably worried about covering her own ass. The hell with her tears. She can feel bad and hate herself from inside a jail cell for the

Colostomy bags have the distinction that they are actually useful and help people.

As someone who has cared for someone with a colostomy, this comparison of Lewandowski to a colostomy bag is an insult to colostomy bags.

1.) The Democrats didn’t overplay their hand on the Russia investigation. The Mueller report clearly outlined more than enough obstruction, at the absolute very least, to warrant impeachment.