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He wears clothes to keep warm in the cold, shoes to keep objects from piercing his feet, and yet he wont wear a mask in the middle of a pandemic? He is sabotaging his own health, and the health of those around him.
He is being a toddler, and society has no more patience for it.

Its too late Norman Reedus is now called Norman Penis

What if he creates his next home from toilet paper.

Yeah, the adjectives/descriptions Trump uses have nothing to do with what the subject, person, object, or idea he tries to attach it to.

I want my kid to turn into William Riker. So he can be the goodest number one.

Derp, this is stupid. They should have done what Dota2 did, they kept updating the gameplay, and when it finally came to over-hauling the graphics, they pushed that big update so they could keep the whole audience.

You have reason to be mad, but do you really have a reason to stay mad? Blizzard apologized. The guy who got banned and lost his winnings, got at least a portion of his money and the ban reduced to a suspension.
Like, the company was stuck between two PR nightmares. Yes, what China does is wrong. Blizzard tried to stay

The concept of this game blows my mind.

Fuck, I thought he would live to 100, John Witherspoon had so much energy and life.  He was a wonderful person, and his long career has been a joy to so many people.

He can wear a chuck e cheese suit for the rest of his life.

Ask him where the sandwich touched him.

I think its so depressing. If anybody is feeling bad, reach out, get help. Stuck in a bad situation with the spouse? Something that won’t get better? Divorce. Ovewhelmed by your kids? Maybe see if the grandparents might be cool with taking care of them a day or two a week.

Obama just wanted a burger or two, but people shamed him for having mustard. He wanted to smoke a little, but his wife cared about his health. He called Kanye an Ass, and that became a story. He got a cute tan suit his wife gave him, but some bullies on tv said it wasn’t presidential. He had a cookie that was just a

You forget how dangerous everything in Australia is, especially the grandmas. Don’t even try to fight them.

No mustache highlights how fucked up the nose is.  May as well remove the doorknob and put in a sleek roman nose.  but then you gotta fix his chin, lose the babyfat, make him skinny and tall.  who am i kidding. Waluigi is the perfect man.

Lol Katy Perry has interesting hobbies.

He is extremely skilled, he could try making sick beats for rappers.

The way I see it, is if the viewers pissed off at a bad guy, the villain is doing his job right. We are supposed to be aggravated by a bad guy.

oooo, streamers are using technology similar to what actors use to look younger in movies.  That is so neat.

Sigh, he is enabling hatespeech.