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Monkey luck exchange.

Do you suppose there is enough space for a thermal paper roll?

He wears clothes to keep warm in the cold, shoes to keep objects from piercing his feet, and yet he wont wear a mask in the middle of a pandemic? He is sabotaging his own health, and the health of those around him.
He is being a toddler, and society has no more patience for it.

George RR Martin’s grand plan? Its to die before the series concludes.

Its too late Norman Reedus is now called Norman Penis

If Elon Musk wants to be useful, he need to repurpose all his factories for PPE equipment, and make them free during the year of coronavirus.

What if he creates his next home from toilet paper.

I suppose they could go straight to pay per view, then their online platform.

This is my guess. Yodas as a species are naturally attuned to the force. Since its so prominent in their lives they learn how to control it before they learn to speak. They are force wells, so they have to constantly use their power, least it overflows and damages their bodies. So he deteriorated fast while in hiding.

batman came to save the day again.

They should have just given them cat noses.

Yeah, the adjectives/descriptions Trump uses have nothing to do with what the subject, person, object, or idea he tries to attach it to.

I want my kid to turn into William Riker. So he can be the goodest number one.

Derp, this is stupid. They should have done what Dota2 did, they kept updating the gameplay, and when it finally came to over-hauling the graphics, they pushed that big update so they could keep the whole audience.

Nazis need to give up the ghost. There is no master race. Nazis need to stop hating, get some life skills, and pray to the Internet Gods they don’t have an audioclips like this preventing them from getting work for the rest of their lives. lol

You have reason to be mad, but do you really have a reason to stay mad? Blizzard apologized. The guy who got banned and lost his winnings, got at least a portion of his money and the ban reduced to a suspension.
Like, the company was stuck between two PR nightmares. Yes, what China does is wrong. Blizzard tried to stay

The concept of this game blows my mind.

I think each time a terminator time-travels, it’s actions changes the timeline, which among other things keeps birthing skynet a different way.

Fuck, I thought he would live to 100, John Witherspoon had so much energy and life.  He was a wonderful person, and his long career has been a joy to so many people.

I think the thing to do is buy this, put it on your friend’s phone, then change the ring tone to horror movie screaming.