Comedy has always been about exaggerations, impersonations, pretending, misdirection, and so many other things.

nick names:

maybe not, rabbits would likely panic from being in space and their hearts are fragile.

um... would it maybe be easier to get very fast growing plants and rabbits?

Hmmm, it seems the president ran out of words to use. It’s awkward when the president has a toddler’s vocabulary.

I wonder if old navy will apologize after they get a bunch of single star reviews on google, yelp, and the better business bureau.

If Nunes had ANY clout it melted

Racist people tend to be angry most of the time, so they age faster from the stress. Racist people are gullible, so they get caught up in conspiracies, so the fear of everyone being out to get them make them terrified. They try to hide it with a smile, but the best their now bloated faces can do is crazed grimace. The…

Cats love to attack people, it’s practically their only way to interact with humans.

Please lay the smack down on me.

Only an indomitable desire to consume all the fried chicken. *Colonel Sanders laughs in the distance*

I think the audience needs to stop being toxic. Just enjoy the the show without harassing/stalking/swatting. I used to stream on twitch, even at low follow numbers people start getting creepy and aggressive.

From reading the title i thought it would be horrible, but after reading her words, it’s nuanced.

I’m okay with people joking around, but i’m so glad they weren’t trying to make him feel bad some real life suffering he went through.

It’s too late Jesus thinks we’re weird for having a vampire fetish.

Donald Trump is like an evil golden retriever.

Alot of people won’t even touch a place with 2 stars or less. So it will hurt Trump’s wallet.

We can just call him Retard. Seems like a word Trump would understand, so his feelings would get hurt more.

Dude, it looks like a spaceship...

I told him, I fucking told him the “anus to mouth” surgery was a bad idea.