Didn’t John Goodman’s character uh... die? Did Roseanne marry her late husband’s depressed brother?

There goes the man who’s only sexual contact comes from his prostate exams.

um, I understand being stressed out after so much work and time put into the game. Just provide Valve with the correct banner info, then wait a week or two if they’re dragging their feet.

Now Batman you can save the people in time-square if you can guess one of the four most uncomfortable things super heroes say to their spouses.

Steve Harvey always dresses up sharp as fuck.

I’m so fucking glad they caught the swatter. His actions got another person killed.

He kept the restaurant until things went Fieri bad.

It feels like Adam Driver’s entire head melted slightly at one point. forcing two portions of his head to be facing different angles horizontally permanently.

A wife as a porn star is literally winning the lottery.

I want him to suffer a midlife crisis on camera and then reveal that it’s all a shitshow and he was forced to do it, name the people involved, and for some reason (due to being overly organized), he has evidence of such e-mails and audio/video recordings of everyone involved.

*shivers* what the fuck is up with that guy?

I hear trump sleeps like 4 hours a day. After 4 coca colas, and i can’t even sleep.

My ideas for who can play Sarah Huckabee.

Goku’s voice actor will outlive us all, and rise above the gods.

With twitter and social media, I wondering... well rather hoping for an overall change in the future. Due to being more open as a society, rape becomes relatively rare, and due to the much safer culture, it becomes easier to embrace sexuality.

I don’t remember this anime.

“My voice actor isn’t Bob Saget, my dick is played him though” - Bojack Horseman

This guy thinks he is in an episode of The Andy Griffith Show.

Science was created for this moment.

Can’t we put Kim Jung Un and Trump on an island where they can insult each other endlessly while eating taco bell with a fork and knife?