Only be nervous if you brought your kids.

After 45 days his personal life is still in shambles

I am Gordon’s wasted life.

Less messy than I thought it would be considering the plane was in FUCKING CATEGORY 5 HURRICANE

It might be slightly hard to tell if they didn’t have kids yet.

Did the license plate read Nagasaki?

Looks real. Now we must achieve hyper real, realer than real life!

It’s a great comic strip, though I wonder if it’s SLIGHTLY overused now. x3

I agree, it’s wage theft, no other way to put it.

My soul is prepared, my body is ready, and my mind will not yield to wasteful emotion.

Couldn’t he have read the license plate and report the problem?

First, don’t that Nazis realize they can QUIT being in that terrorist organization?

Good! I guess now he’ll have to hire a part-time writer to think up of goofy things for him to say.

Nazi unemployment: 100%

“I cannot believe I’m still protesting Nazis”

satchels sound cool though.

I really hate it when people ask me this: “Can I ask a question?”

People (referring to the people who sell/buy sex slaves) are flat out evil. Is it THAT hard to go on a few dates instead?! All that money and no sense.

*slow clap* Now that’s impressive!

If Trump steps down, can we collectively forget he ever happened?