I’d like to believe this, but its more she sounds like an early 20s something whose friends think she’s got everything handled and took that to heart.

Yeah ALL of these people need to just write in to Dr. Nerdlove instead and just add “we also play video games together all the time” in their letter somewhere, and get some actual good advice.

They need to find someone else to write this column

Words cannot fully describe how much I love this, and how beautiful it is

Football is dying. We’re going to look back on this period in a few decades and realize it was already over.

What’s even worse is that he posted on Friendster that he set up a traffic cam and was sending the police photos of all of the jaywalkers and jayswimmers.

I bet he was a hall monitor.

“Interestingly enough, you also have to rotate that swastika 45 degrees for it to resemble the Reich’s swastika.”

i always go with “i now know why you cry”, and slowly slide out of my chair while giving a thumbs up.

I saw Behavioral Event Interview open for Neutral Milk Hotel in 1997. Great show.

Even after working in the service industry for years, I still don’t understand why this is considered “unfair.” Tips are considered part of your wages, everyone’s wages are taxed.

As scarred as Plunkett is, he says he wants the NFL to do what it can to start making football safer so the sport doesn’t disappear.

You make may excellent points and I can’t help but think that this is exactly made for “a faction of the internet who will lap up anything that depicts women as secret connivers reporting false crimes as revenge against their totally innocent boyfriends” from the description of the story.  

Oh boy. I’m a criminal attorney and this is, shall we say......... “problematic”?? That’s the word the kids are usin’ these days.

As long as they put the same level of care and dedication into this project as they did the much lauded Barbie & Her Sisters: Puppy Rescue, they have my absolute trust.

The fact that Puppy Rescue was robbed of its GOTY trophy was the biggest fucking outrage of 2016

Holy shit, a bunch of dudes are pissed off that they can “do everything right” and not get rewarded with a relationship for it?

True story, at my bar I used to do Connect 4 tournaments. I’d set up a dozen boards and 40-50 people would play. At first it was just good drunken silly fun. But then a group of guys started taking it waaaaaay too seriously. (21-25 year olds do this all the time, they take bar promos too serious and ruin it for…

Nah, it’s all Divine Divinity now.