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According to baseball’s unwritten rules, Urias and the ball are now married and the Orioles must be immediately relegated to the English Football League

You would know

Based on our nation’s long history of endemic bigots somehow transitioning out of racism?

Haders gonna hate.

I was SHOCKED that he went back into the gym.

He’s not actually just role-playing, and eventually hopefully he’ll come to understand that.

“He doesn’t have any ults, Cotton!”

Nah, she’s not among us. After they went back to that Wal Mart, one of the managers there mistook her for an employee and asked why she wasnt at her register. She dutifully donned her apron and set to work, and she’s been at that register ever since

Arcade’s Murderworld seemed inexplicably popular with Chris Claremont.  He kept bringing it back for some damn reason.

I bet after ball #4, Sergio was thinking about screaming “Dilly Dilly” so security would come and escort him off the course.

Somewhere in America, there’s an issei or nisei couple with a sense of humor naming their kid Matthew Tatami.

If you’re saying you don’t like big butts then I’m calling you a liar.

“God, these people disgust me with their sexism and backward traditions.”

Why aren’t news stories in the US introduced by a cute cartoon kittie? This country sucks ass.

Orthopaedic Surgeon here

Cheer up. He’s just hurt, it’s not like he fell off the face the earth

no hate. they’re an objectively unlikable franchise.

here’s me, feeling bad that a team with a shitty fanbase probably won’t have a chance this to win their eighteenth NBA title this year