I’d go with PKmud from 1994 (which I just learned is still up!)

Not that surprising.

Congrats on getting that ninja job!

“Hey, wait! I’m okay today! My mom bought me deodorant!”

I just had a thought: can you imagine how amazing it would be if one of those huge JPop groups like AKB48 or Morning Musume were on SNL? They would kill with the pure power of spectacle. I haven’t watched the show is at least a decade but I would tune in for that.

I thought the YADI one said YAOI and was like, “huh, that’s pretty ballsy”.

Right. It’s been a strongly solved game for more than 20 years. With perfect play whoever goes first will always win within 41 moves.

Correct me if I’m wrong, but isn’t a lot of the “Tom Hiddleston and Taylor Swift were never romantically involved!” nuttery that this website and many of its commenters subscribe to coming from the same place? Also reminds me of the “Benedict Cumberbatch isn’t really married” thing. What is it about the…

Jonesy?

Was it Kirna Zabete? That place is definitely modeled after Colette.

James Dean’s career lasted five years. Studio 54 was open for only nine. Are these not icons in their respective fields/industries?

Exactly. It’s like Visionaire magazine, which hasn’t been around much longer than 20 years but is absolutely iconic in the fashion, art, and design worlds for it’s uniqueness and depth of connections.

I was going to say. No matter how outrageous the world gets, there will _always_ be Jem.

I kind of hate her name? It’s both orientalist and appropriative.

The whole “It’s natural! It’s a plant! It must be safe!” is the stupidest magical thinking garbage ever. You know what’s also a thoroughly natural plant? Poison Ivy. Smoke a bowl of that and you will die in what’s been described as one of the most painful ways possible, the inner lining of your respiratory system…

New York City can’t fix the subway, it’s under the control of New York State. And Cuomo is a douchebag.

A million times this. Also, how often do you have to visit out of state relatives? Why can’t you take the train? Why don’t they visit you?

But I am le tired

Right. I had a recent experience where I had paid for an extra comfort window seat but when I boarded there were three guys already in the row. Like the guy just assumed he was going to get my seat so he felt fine settling in before I even got on the plane. They were Hasidim and I mention this only because their…