When I was playing Amnesia the Dark Decent, I was sitting at my desk and I just see the door slowly open half way and didn’t see anyone standing there. I got up and closed the door and as I was walking away it slowly opened again halfway.

I was playing Alien Isolation creeping around the spaceship when my damn cat leaped from the window and onto my back. OMFG! I screamed like a child so loud my wife came running down stairs. I still get made fun of over this.

Came here to comment the same thing. I don’t even drink and I know this is bullshit.

When Amnesia: A Machine for Pigs came out, I went to my bedroom, shut the door, and played it on my laptop with headphones on.

“...and get all messy about wanting to be onstage”

This is a huge hallmark of “princess day” bride culture. I’ve been doing bands for years and it seems as though every fucking bacherlorette in the world drunkenly stumbling into a bar thinks she is entitled to a place on my stage, use of my mic, and her pick of our…

The Sixers are so bad they didn’t even make the Eastern Conference Finals the year they made the Finals.

I loved this piece. And I think bachelorette parties are part of a larger, overall trend of constant performance of one’s life events. I think some women are so desperate to replicate what we see in the media, so they throw ridiculous parties because thats what we “should” do. I’ve been wondering a lot lately about…

Honey, it’s okay that thinking about things makes you mad and inspires a tantrum about how you just want to have fun without having to ever think about any of it. Some of us actually like thinking, though, and talking about things like why these social rituals exist and what it means for a woman to cut loose in…

I see a dead cat that’s been run over almost weekly in my neighborhood

If you haven’t been there, and you know nothing about it, why are you commenting about it to suggest it’s closure is not significant?

Not in retail. Especially at the level Colette not only operated in, but pretty much owned.

For a design innovator and expert curator in brick and mortar retail, cutting across many categories, with only one location, twenty years is extraordinary. Colette was iconic, not only for its duration, but its unrivaled commitment to style and bringing design to the public.

You doubt that 90% of those reading this are wondering what Collette is? So only 10% have never heard of it, and that means it’s not iconic? WTF are you on about, even?

So French.

And then, only one thing will remain truly, truly outrageous.

Yes, how dare she try to be hygienic when feeding children with an immunodeficiency virus.

My lunch lady wore gloves when selling food to kids when I was at school, DOES THIS MEAN SHE SUSPECTED US OF HAVING AIDS?

The real issue is that someone is getting called out for wearing gloves while handling and giving out food.

Since wearing gloves while distributing food is apparently now racist, was Twitter equally quick to drag this racist?

Just a thought: She may have been required to wear gloves when handing out food. You know, like in most places where food is distributed.