“Mr. Snyder, this is Tony. I think I have an idea. Yes sir, it will save millions.”

In surprising reversal, Chad Johnson is taking the House to it.

Ermagerd. It flings its arms up!

Will consider if name is acceptable. I had a middle school science teacher called Mrs. Butts. I want none of that. Who CHOOSES to be Mrs. Butts? And then teaches middle school?

But I digress.

WHAT IF LADY HEATHERLEE TAKES YOUR SUNAME AND PASSES IT ON TO HER HUSBAND AND CHILDREN? PROBLEM SOLVED FOR EVERYONE.

Leave Brittany alone!

I agree. Selling much less product and making much less money is markedly easier than selling a lot and making a lot.

tbf, the Rangers kept the fights going when they didn’t need to. But why not? They put white shirts on the floor EVERY DAMN TIME.

Thought the same thing. Such a dumb comment by Pierre. They didn’t compete at all during the part of the game that mattered.... What did that prove at the end? We’re not going down without a fight? I’m sure the Rangers are terrified now that they know Bobby Ryan and Kyle Turris are willing to drop the gloves!

Oh, you didn’t think much of the Senators cheap thug approach to hockey late in the game, their faux tough self-besmirching? Wait until the next game, when archaic humanoid Chris Neil makes an appearance. He’s just like Jean Ratelle, minus everything.

I couldn’t stop giggling at Pierre and co. saying the Sens were “planting seeds.”

Finally, somebody said it. Nobody cares about your struggles. Maybe don’t live in the antarctic.

I’m surprised TD Garden didn’t start chanting “We’re not racist!”

“We clapped for Adam Jones AND Isiah Thomas last night! CHECKMATE, LIBTARDS.”

In Soviet Russia Jezebel post, viral video is of kid making Kimmel cry.

Clearly he plays Pedroia, who gives a climactic speech over the PA system that ends racism in Boston forever.

Fear not for your world this day Kryptonian. I have come merely to “Netflix and Chill” as per my treaty with New Genesis.

I feel like he should just stand with his hands behind his back the whole time. Whenever he attacks, a parademon swoops in and does the attacks for him. The supermove would just be him grabbing his opponent by the throats and punching them in the face a few times as their health bar plummets. When he loses, instead of…

Mine was that plus, “wasn’t she in a couple of episodes of DS9?”

The free Starcraft + Broodwar is not the upcoming remastered version but the classic game

The free Starcraft + Broodwar is not the upcoming remastered version but the classic game