Say what you will about Aaron Hernandez, at least he killed that scumbag Aaron Hernandez.

He died doing what he loved...

Wow, this guy just can’t stop killing people. 

People who say shit like this are basically the equivalent of antivaxers, but somehow even dumber.

Doctor said he’d have been sawed in half. Bullshit. The doctor knew nothing of the accident except what had been told to him/her. Anything that doctor said was purly speculative and holds no water.

The doctors told your cousin about what might have happened in a car crash they didn’t witness if they had been wearing a seatbelt? ERRRRRHMAHHHGERHHHHHD! Shut the fuck up, turd.

Cool Sox fans (there are some!) know we would’ve HATED Papi had he been on any other team. Had he been on the Yankees, dear God. Jeter would’ve been an afterthought.

Sox fans from 0:00 to 1:34: Look at all those assholes, geez.
Sox fans at 1:35: WHAT A FAWKIN GAMAH! THAT PHONE DESEHVED IT!
Sox fans at 1:45 on: Why are there so many scumbags in baseball? Especially that fucker at 2:14!

God Big Papi is an obnoxious scumfuck.

You mean the best van ever?

He ends up borrowing Mewnir from Cat Thor.

Zepplin’s Immigrant song was perfect, I am surprised they haven’t used it for a previous Thor movie honestly.

Also hilarious considerations humans, and humans alone, have brought lions to the brink of extinction. Lions continue to exist at the will of humans.

They were going to call him tri-pod man but the comic code authority wouldn’t let them.

Akira is an undeniably gorgeous looking film as well. Funny thing about Akira though, I don’t think the film adaptation is great SciFi. I still love it though, because it really hits the spot when you think of it as body horror. :)

Isn’t the original also “beautiful but ultimately empty”?

Maybe they’re taking over Tavern on the Green. Nobody would notice.

Ladies and gentlemen, we have our final four: