I like your writing style and I think your jokes add just the right touch of ironic humor.

I love the number of mosquitoes coming from my neighbors uncut lawn. He’s up to 3 feet now!

I work from home and I couldn’t be happier. I travel a lot for work and I teleconference a lot. I don’t feel lonely because I see my coworkers every once in a while and it helps me develop strong bonds that are genuine instead of the daily unsubstantial interactions.

I just can’t help but think of the economic impact.

Chicken needs to be cooked thoroughly. Don’t be afraid to cook it on a baking sheet or aluminum pan first in the grill and then finish it directly on the grill. This process will prevent flare ups as the fats and oils won’t end up on the fire. Once it gets close to temp, move it to the grill. This promotes safe…

I go to Fire Island with my kids. Please don’t turn it into the Jersey Shore.

Oh God yes. I was so frustrated with the adoption process that I found a breeder. I asked him “How do you know the dogs are going to a good home?” His response, if someone comes to me looking to drop $2000 on a dog then I know they are going to a good home.

I am just practicing self control as much as possible. I am pretending Amazon Prime doesn’t exist. I force myself to go to the store and if I put in the effort I allow myself to buy it.

I never thought of this but Knishes are pretty common in Long Island. Egg or chicken salad on a hard roll isn’t unique to Long Island but our rolls are different.

Cream cheese on a plan bagel dipped in tea. Just sayin’ it is the bees knees.

The biggest reward of my MBA wasn’t the salary it was the job satisfaction I received after leaving my old company.

No Pimms but I have leftover bubbly and Creme de Violet. I will let you know how that works out.

This is invaluable advice especially if the drainage go towards your house. It took me a while to get a good pitch leading away from the house but keeping this in mind should help anyone who has a very large and steep yard.

Three obstacles that disrupt me during any diet or lifestyle change: Boredom, Events and Stress.

I think this should be addressed. Dipping bagels in tea is not a bad thing!

It’s not a Long Island thing. It’s my own preference. And the red headed step child of NYC is Staten Island.

Haha. Don’t knock it until you try it. Seriously. The cream cheese takes on a new texture and the bagel soaks up the perfect amount of tea.

I have been eating bagels on Long Island since birth and there is nothing wrong with a plain bagel with plain cream cheese. In fact, it is my go to order. Why? Because fresh cream cheese and a bagel that has that amazing doughy-salty flavor is sometimes just perfect. Nothing wrong with an everything bagel with…

I agree but it might have been the altitude that was affecting us but the inflight entertainment on a plane was season 26 of the Simpsons. My wife watched it and laughed out asses off. Nothing was especially quotable but we found ourselves relating to Marge and Homer for the first times in our lives. I watched the…

Thanks. I just subscribed.