This whole season is like a fever dream. More confusing than any of the previous. 

Epic just recently got investing from a VC fund, why isn’t that news?

I, as an video game playing neckbeard who lives with his mom and has a 300 IQ but only the social skills that entitle me to a minimum wage job at Walmart, understand and know what is better for Wizard than Wizard itself. There isn’t an event in human history, not even the Holocaust that is affront to mankind quite…

Epic’s job is to make profit. Content creators don’t have as much overhead. 5% is generous.  They could have easily drawn up a deal where the content creators don’t make any money but get more exposure.

It’s a smart strategy to keep Fortnite relevant. If creators get bored and focus on another game or they see a different game as being more profitable, their flock will follow. 

The Southwestern Egg Roll at Chilis is one of the best things on earth. I know it isn’t what you are referring to, but damn I love them. 

Kinda reminds me of when Pokémon Go was brand new and broken. There was no explanation. You just played the game and figured it out by asking other players. That was fun. 

I think everyone is forgetting one thing. The end product is more important than your nerd rage. Batfleck, he was in two shitty movies but he did the role better than everyone expected. 

Shove the whole thing in your mouth, bite down, burn your tongue, try to swallow in a burnt panic and choke a little and cough while chewing. Finish while drinking green tea or whatever is available and repeat. 

My secret for making Ghiradelli brownies even better is to double the oil required. Super duper moist. 

I actually really like these. They feel great. 

I actually really like these. They feel great. 

Just helps to remind you when your food is ready. 

Just helps to remind you when your food is ready. 

Just have everyone who can work from home, work from home. As long as deliverables are met, that is all that matters. 

Didn’t Kanye do this stunt in his “Touch the sky” video?

Just maybe, the nuke will destroy the entire game and streamers like Ninja will be free from their slavery.

The tariffs still don’t make me want to buy an American car. 

Everyone is horny but no one is fucking apparently. 

Just an idea. Make the buildings weaker? Or vary the damage done to structures greatly. I know that grenades rip through building but do sometimes half the damage to people. Or make special demolition weapons?

Hmm... didn’t realize that. It’s still an impressive feat. 

I understand why you feel that way but I don’t agree with you. Fortnite never promised to be a standard shooter and building is a skill set that you need to learn in order to succeed. Also, build battles are hella fun.