captmikehoneydew
CaptMikeHoneydew
captmikehoneydew

I, as an video game playing neckbeard who lives with his mom and has a 300 IQ but only the social skills that entitle me to a minimum wage job at Walmart, understand and know what is better for Wizard than Wizard itself. There isn’t an event in human history, not even the Holocaust that is affront to mankind quite

Sadly? Yes, that is indeed how people view these sorts of things. It’s more about “how does it compare to how things were before”. It’s why so many games with Microtransactions (F2P and otherwise) go kinda evil with them: If you start off on the noble side but aren’t making enough money, the community will skin you

So as long as you never offer something for free, it’s cool to charge people for meaningless shit?

The difference is that most of the mods for Bethesda games were free, or paid for via other methods. Fortnite’s stuff wasn’t ever freeware.

Yeah, there’s a Mexican egg roll appetizer at the Tex-Mex restaurant near me. This isn’t a new idea

Well luckily for you they are called “esports” and not “sports”

It does look nuts

Hilarious and accurate in some ways, but seemingly missing all the joys you get in between the messes. :)

I feel like having a very good actor, with the perfect physicality for the role, and a great deal of enthusiasm for the material is about as good as it’s gonna get.

Makes it pretty hard to have sympathy for the guy choosing to kill himself like that, when the method he chose had to include innocents. Especially when one of those innocents was a 12 year old girl, goddamn.

Think about that poor mother and her 12 year old daughter. Imagine being her husband and the father of that child. You look forward every day to spending time with them when you get home from work and out of the blue you get a call that some loser destroyed them and took them away from you forever. You don’t even get

This is Garbage.

The world would be a better place without judgments.

Hot take:

Oof it’s a video 

Piiiiiiiics.

Just watch the portions of the video where they show the driver.  Clearly he is fighting the car’s instinct to veer off into the crowd.

Deadpool has always been more amusing in people's heads than on the page. He IS an idiot spouting "chimichanga" and stupid meta jokes.

Beautiful title. Won't stop me from fooling myself, but it was a good attempt.