The line to refrain from asking any questions of this person at all, ever, forms right behind me.

Hmmm. And all this just happens to coincide with the delay of Mr Depp's upcoming nuptials? Anyone else wondering if we should be expecting a happy announcement from Mr Depp & Mr Burton soon? They've been each other's work husband for years.

(I have no idea who made this, but god bless 'em.)

Wellllll, shit.

I used to work with monkeys — intelligence testing, stuff like that. They truly are amazing in this way. Their brains seem truly primed to love puzzles and tasks. It was my job to play a series of increasingly difficult games with the monkeys and record their behavior and aptitude scores. (Side note: It's tremendously…

Right?!

If you have not watched the linked video above of the strangers kissing, do. There's at least one guy in there that just nails this. Like "way to stick the landing / oh my god, he gets a 10 from the East German judge!" nails this! I giggled like a school girl when I first watched it, as though he had just kissed me…

Well, in the name of science, where do I go to volunteer as tribute or whatever for this highly important series of Cumberkiss experiments?

Say what now?

This comment makes me inexplicably happy.

Anyone else getting stuck on the word "career"?

Looks like poor Dr Drew could stand a couple sips from the Celebrity Rehab cup.

Can we please just staaaaahp with the words across our asses trend. Pink? Juicy? Eew!

What's actually reprehensible is the Vatican thinking they have the right to any kind of judgement or vote on what this poor suffering woman chose to do with her own life & her own death. Not that I'm at all surprised — I mean, these guys peddle eternal damnation of others like knockoff handbags at a flea market. To…

Perhaps it should read like this:

Is he ever *not* trying to choke her? Seriously, in every picture of them. WTF?

Is it just me or does Nicki Minaj often look like she's trying to divide fractions in her head?

As my gift to her, this is me not asking anything at all, ever about Ms Minaj, her ass, her salad, her Troy, her Drake, her anaconda, her kitchen, or her power (or whatever).

Food for thought: Things might get a lot less muddy when we accept that we humans ARE animals, a species of animal. It's not so much that other species are like us. It's perhaps more true to say that we're not so very different from them.

"He felt like raping that girl who was saying 'No' to him would be a distraction for her and he wanted that."