And now that the cursed nail has been removed, the soles that have tormented Sam will be at peace.

Since you are in Chicago, I will tell you that every Italian restaurant is not the same. For instance, where we are going in about 2 hours is fantastic.

Darnold: Shh! Listen! I can hear the ghosts now too.

Anytime I see Orlovsky telling us what QBs should or shouldn’t do, I can’t help but remember the time HE RAN OUT THE BACK OF HIS OWN GODDAMNED ENDZONE!

Funny you should mention that, because I laughed out loud for the first time in a while at the dude asking if he can never drink or smoke again because he had kids. 

He smokes a ton of pot.

Yeah, Belichick lives rent-free inside Adam Gase's head, but Adam Gase's head is a soggy cardboard box under a train trestle.

I just want to read one article without having to mute “Hey Lauren, I like your top.” If I wanted to watch Kinja video content, I’d unmute the video, or click on the original links (the Punjabi-Canadian hockey story was excellent video journalism just btw). Auto-play audio is fucking annoying, no matter what site is…

If he wanted feedback on his idea, he would have just said what the idea was. Being vague like that isn’t “asking a question”, it’s being a drama queen and trying to draw attention to yourself and imply that your takes are just too hot and real to just be unleashed on the world when they might not be able to handle…

Twitter’s ready, big ideas, thoughts are heavy,
His mind’s expanded already, mom’s spaghetti
There’s spaghetti, lots of spaghetti, spaghetti unsteady,
Spaghetti spaghetti spaghetti Kyle Kuzma spaghetti

The most ecologically sound source of nutrition is kittens.

He invited criticism in the most vague way possible, and got some. There’s no reason to stand up and say “wow, so brave” when someone has deliberately not taken a stance or offered any sort of opinion.

Keep awful, outrageous ideas to yourself?

The Chargers play in Nashville now? 

“What the fuck? The guy grabs the gun, disarms the wannabe killer and then hugs him? This isn’t the US Amercia we want everyone to live in. It’s not even worth expressing empty thoughts and prayers.”

Defensive Holding!

It would be difficult for the Jets to look worse here, but I've said that before and been wrong so many times, so let's see how this plays out...

Withering heights.

1) lol there’s no such thing as a quarter inch. You get half, or you get nothing.

Fun fact, this is a selfie Randy took using his right arm.