Because my fat ass has been wedged in that tiny ass seat for hours and if I don’t stand up soon I am gonna be stuck permanently in that position.

I do the exact opposite; I stand up as soon as the plane takes off

I hate the couple who split up with kids and they yell back and forth then forget they had a bag ALL THE WAY IN THE BACK and ask you to pass it up. GTFOH! LOL!

Goodbye everyone. It’s been a hell of a ride. Never made it out of the greys but that’s ok.

Concourse post, comments work!

Hey Drew. You’re the best, and good luck with the brain and everything.

Tom Brady doesn’t do interviews.

I’m pretty sure the one in the antique shop thought “Motherfucker didn’t buy a goddamned thing. Fuck him.”, followed by “I should lick my anus.”

I’m sure you already know this and probably intended it, but I just figured out that this is actually funnier if you post it on every post.

As someone who was once part of a similar insurrection against arrogant, incompetent, and condescending management, I want to applaud all of y’all for today’s showing. I’m sure you’re simultaneously enjoying the fun of mutiny while also understanding the risk. Please also know how much it means to us here in the feebl…

These dogs are most certainly more deserving of human compassion and love than say, Jim Spanfeller (who by the way, if you didn’t know, has an email address: jim@g-omedia.com). That stain deserves to hear why a dog is more noble and deserving of human love and affection than he is.

Can you let me know when you will be returning to sports coverage so I can go back to checking in once or twice per day? I have a lot to do today at work and all of these posts about non-sports topics are distracting because I Must Read Every Single One of Them. Whereas with the sports stuff I really only care if its…

I appreciate the commentariat keeping the email address alive. Despite the original post requesting respectful feedback, I fear I may have strayed from that directive. The terms “sackless cowards” and “kindly fuck off” may have been used.

I have no regrets. 

Hey, let’s talk about how G/O media are such gutless scum that they took down all of the posts across the kinjaverse about how awful the autoplaying videos are and how to contact the ownership about it.

You inspire me with your calm, stoic disposition and unwavering prioritization of that which matters most in life.

The biggest tragedy in all of this is that they probably won’t be able to find another white heterosexual ivy league finance bro to take Taubman’s place.