If he got paid this year and is a remotely competent player four years from now, his next contract will start at a considerably higher salary than the final year of his rookie deal, and start a year earlier. If he isn’t a remotely competent player then, then they’ll just turn down the fourth-year option anyway and…

So LeBron IS better than Jordan

James Harden deep in the process of changing his name to Aaron A Aaronson

Lions undefeated season 2019! 2-0-14 here we come!

The actual Tomsula Index is a list of businesses that will let you use their bathroom without having to buy anything. 

Fun reminder, Tomsula had a better record with the Niners than Chip Kelly.

Came to say this. Here are the most recent rules, with basketball references spliced in:

That’s the spirit.  Deflect, deny, don’t acknowledge.  You’ll make President yet.

Contrary to what you male sports fanatics think it is possible for a woman to comment on this site. 

I eat the spear FIRST. The brininess whets the appetite.

Why the fuck is HR calling me again?

What the fuck is a search engine?

Planes fly due to the Bernoulli effect. And because I know this, I was able to nail the goddamn New Yorker and their legendary fact-checkers such that they had to print this correction!

Getting a basketball stuck between the rim and backboard should be worth five points, honestly.

The Force is worthless if you can’t show off with it.

Didn’t even have to wait 12 hours. 

Pats Fans at 7AM: Those texts weren’t that threatening! It was hyperbole! What’s the big deal?

You sweet summer child. 

I can’t believe the Patriots went to all this trouble to beat the Dolphins.