I just don’t understand the culture these days.

You beat me to it, but were in the grays.  A star and a reply should put yours ahead of mine in Kinja, so subsequent readers will see yours first.

I used to joke in the late 90s and early 00s they had a machine they could plug mediocre players into and an hour later they’d pop out and play like all stars.

“Whatever, haters, you’re just mad because he’s on the Patriots!”

I’M SORRY JOE

This would be a great gag gift for the other guys (and court mandated woman) here at the law firm.

The fact that this sanctimonious blowhard is on TV bitching about this is rich given that he carefully cultivated and monetized his college image while being a terrible failure at everything else he’s tried to do professionally.

Talk about selfish. The only reason the guy starting playing minor league baseball was because his name was becoming increasingly irrelevant after he was a huge bust in the NFL and he just SUCKS in Triple-A. If it was any other player playing like that in Triple-A, he wouldnt have a job anywhere. He literally only has…

Enjoy the games, everyone.

Kellen Winslow - Raping grandmothers

and especially nautious to side with someone with such poor grammar

Did you miss the part where he texted her and gave an account of him committing a crime? Do you grasp that it is a criminal act to ejaculate on a sleeping person?

Police take victims seriously. Police take diligent notes and follow-up on leads. Police test most rape kits.

He’s no Blake Bortles.

He finally realized that sports and it’s tangential mechanisms are just reality/tabloid/celebrity gossip marketed to men.

And I looked back and saw only one set of footprints in the sand, and I asked God, “Why, when I needed you most, why did you abandon me?” God replied, “No, Antonio, it was then that I carried you. Because you cryogenically froze your fucking feet. This was one month ago! How do you not remember this?”

I think the thing that works for the Patriots is a combination of winning and Belichick being tight lipped. Winning obviously helps everything but Belichick takes a lot of shit for being grumpy and combative with the press, but I also can’t really think of him throwing a guy under the bus. I’ve seen him say shit about…

The Eagles can stop the Pats. Did it once with an inferior QB.

And the only thing that can prevent another Patriots Super Bowl victory? This man: