We all know how this is going to end: Raiders trade Brown to the Patriots for, like, a 2023 6th rounder, then he proceeds to catch 130 passes from Brady this season for 2,500 yards and 30 TDs as they break offensive records on their way to another Super Bowl.

It’s where #7 goes that will REALLY haunt you.

You can just say beer.

Plus that’s a great song.

What a productive two days you’ve had.

I grew up in Boston, went to college in Western Mass, lived in LA for a summer after graduating, then moved back to Boston for a job (haven’t left since.) So I hadn’t really interacted with Pats fans during the NFL season outside of New England. That’s the backdrop for this story, which I submitted to WYTS a couple…

As a Patriots fan, I’ve been waiting for this column since Zuerlein missed the desperation FG and the inevitable was confirmed. Obviously there was a lot of doubt at that time that this article would be written. So thanks to Drew for his health, his wit, and his hatred of the Patriots. It would have been an odd summer…

Give my team six rings and I would chill the fuck out for life (or at least, I’d like to think I would).

Excellent summary, Matt

The worst part about the Miami Miracle is that a) It didn’t stall the Patriots’ season enough for them to lose a playoff bye week and b)Miami obviously didn’t win a single game the rest of the year.

NFL 100:

as entertaining as watching an feather-haired old man get a handjob. 

It’s the same in this country, saying “I’m not racist, but . . .” makes everything after that Not Racist.

Bill Belichick will sign him next week and he'll be a three-time All-Pro for New England

He was only a shitty person if you think genocide is bad.

Considering how shitty of a person he was, I’d say complaining about Andrew Jackson should be allowed in perpetuity. 

Just when the last y’at from White Flightsville finally, FINALLY stopped bitching about Bountygate...

my beloved wife was crying her eyes out in the bedroom because she’s a Colts fan

I don’t think I’ll ever remember that the Chargers moved to LA. In a decade, I’ll see LAC on the ticker at the bottom of the screen and still think that the Clippers are playing the Broncos for some reason.