Actually, isn’t the city’s biggest celebrity a fictional character from a movie?

So what? Are you saying we should wait until the Browns actually have a winning season, or at least play a single down that matters following yet another losing season, before anointing them a model franchise? Are you suggesting maybe we should acknowledge that the “Process” they supposedly “brought” to the NFL is…

Red red whine

That’s some pretty damning stuff.  It’s almost as if powerful people were friends with Jeffrey Epstein and his contacts kept him above the law.  Almost as if our entire justice system were fundamentally broken due to corruption; but if that were true then we’d see a lot of poor, largely powerless individuals being…

Well, of course the MMA guy was cagey.

How could she have done [insert sensationalistic description of a single sex act] for so little money? In this viewpoint, women in porn—and only women in porn—are permanently surrendering something of themselves. From this perspective, any dollar amount is shameful. It’s why the Twitter discourse and the mainstream…

I actually think he would have been a perfect fit for the Knicks, because he isn’t a very good basketball player.

No, because he has a 9-10 year life expectancy.  The sacrifice would simply be too much for such a short reign.  Now, if it were a tortoise of some kind, then we’d be in business

Let us not dwell on the question of how a strained calf managed to become a high ankle injury

But wouldn’t this disqualify Jesus as well, since it’s almost certain the depictions of him we know now look nothing like he actually looked. 

I feel like that whole “No depictions of him ever or woe unto you” thing probably hurts Muhammad in the fame department vs. Jesus who, say what you will, knew how to brand.

My top 5 in no particular order: Muhammed Ali, Hitler, Shakira, Ronald McDonald, Mao Zedong

or buddha. because you can actually depict buddha.

Doesn’t it, though? They’ve been such a raging dumpster fire for so long, making fun of a little hope feels wrong somehow.

It is SO WEIRD to see the Browns WYTS this late in August.

WGA East is the one that actually has all the experience organizing digital media shops - including Slate, Vice, Vox, and yours truly. I believe WGA West is mostly focused on screenwriters.

I’d say “A refusal to recognize a union is not only a shameless stalling tactic—one recently deployed by Buzzfeed’s Jonah Peretti” is a good example of why.

It’s hard to find anyone who has ever worked for him and has a bad word to say. Seems like he prides himself on being a good boss. But he’s also notoriously sensitive and thin-skinned. Wouldn’t shock me to see a reaction along the lines of, “I’ve been Cool Boss all these years and this is how you repay me?”

Can someone help me understand who lives at the intersection of “Equinox member” and “person who would want to boycott Trump”?