Your coworker now thinks you’re person B.

Drew Barry, are you fucking insane?

Winter is better than summer: You can always put more clothes on when you’re cold, but if you’re hot you can’t do a thing about it.

Imagine Andy Reid strutting around the sidelines looking like this:

Barry being a Cat Guy makes a lot of sense, in retrospect.

This is not some sort of weird masculinity knock, it just explains why his opinions are so often terrible.

And in second place, Trae Young.

Man, these guys really won’t defend anything.

So, I don’t know what would qualify a person as an expert, but I did go to grad school for acting and spent 4+ years in voice and speech classes. So my ear may not be “expert,” but it is trained, and to my ear, yes, Mikey sounds a hell of a lot like Kyrie. And yes, the low bitrate of a phonecall will strip most of the…

It was a giveaway when Irving said “Hi I am Mikey, long time listener, second year Celtic”

The last time a Tennessee Williams debuted in Boston, it took him five years to recover professionally.

He’ll be fine, Denver's the perfect place to spark up a Bol.

It’s flat, it’s round, you earthtards all sound the same to me. The earth doesn’t exist, wake up sheeple!

If Kyrie’s still undecided on whether to stay or leave, this insolent rookie may have just pushed him over the edge.

Hey, the Pacers are cool! Victor Oladipo rules, Myles Turner is good to watch, and Domantas Sabonis is slick as hell. You should root for the Pacers.

Parade starts in Montreal, ends in Tampa. Half of Quebec makes that trip in November anyway.

I don’t understand what it’s like being a Celtics fan with Dad without Teen Wolf references, so please include those in future posts.

Now they have to start thinking about how to keep Terry Rozier, and if they can woo Nikola Mirotic or Al-Farouq Aminu in free agency.

Just Make The Damn Trade

Excuse me, the only time I cry out like a baby bird with the mother returning to the nest is on a Sunday whilst driving past chick Fil a