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6/12/19

Today, in Deadspin Headlines That Didn’t Age Well Immediately: Play in Game 5, Coward, God Gave You Two Calves For A Reason

6/12/19

The tendon is often replaced with one from a cadaver. Which means Quinn Cook might miss next season too.

6/11/19

Why couldn’t Drake have torn his Achilles? No matter which team you support here, I feel like we can all rally behind that!

6/10/19

The only fans consistently worse than Warriors fans are any Boston sports fans.

6/10/19

Not for nothing, but success spoils anybody’s fans. Especially sustained success with the level of effusive praise the Warriors have gotten for years now.

6/10/19

As I walked out after the buzzer, two people near me called me out for being British.

6/10/19

My co-worker has been a Warriors fan for his whole life (50 years) and is very level-headed and rational about the whole finals so far. It’s so annoying.

6/10/19

Wasn’t expecting you to invoke the name of Achilles - what a heel turn.

6/10/19

Oscar Pistorius competed in the Olympics. And that guy has NO calves.

6/9/19

You really think that Marchand one timer was easy?

6/9/19

KD is going to play 6 minutes in game 5, be a -50 and then explode both Achilles. He'll then sign a super max contact with the Knicks.

6/9/19

That’s not what I was expecting John Rocker’s kid to look like

6/6/19

In hindsight, I should have clarified “10. Steph Curry (Warriors win title)“ because “Steph Curry (Raptors win title)“ would be a lot of fun.

6/6/19

Lowry is Jonesy

6/4/19

And here’s the core of it: we all hate each other and any situation that requires us to interact in a non-scripted manner is misery.

6/4/19

Also, where do e-scooters fall? Because those fuckers are the bane of my existence these days.

6/4/19

Agreed. I use the lakefront trails in Chicago, and during the summer I used to see a pedestrian get hit by a bike like once a week, either because the dipshit walker/runner didn’t look behind them before trying to pass someone/walk across the trail OR because the dipshit biker couldn’t be bothered to slow down from…

6/4/19

Pedestrians are never in danger of injuring themselves while walking around,

5/30/19

Corpse Avalanche would be a damn good death-metal band name. Just sayin’...

5/30/19

Mt Everest: Come for the views, stay because you died.