You EXPECT something? Eat a bucket of fucks you shit eating dickhead!

Q-bert’s a fraud? YOU’RE A FUCKING FRAUD

It’s like my mother used to tell me: If you don’t have anything nice to say about someone, then go on Stephen A Smith’s morning show

mint lemonade

Drink more water. 

Avoid the bookings, beloved.

For a daytime beer, Bell’s Oberon. For a wedding or something like that, gin and tonic. I have also grown into the sort of person that wants like a very cold macro-brew beer in my hand for the entirety of July and August, which I am sure would disappoint the version of me that once cared about weird beers.

Cool facts: I still watch college sports and married a golfer. Just saying that here for no reason at all. 

Goddamnit, it’s gonna be the Bruins and I hate myself for knowing this already.

Yeah, I think that’s all fair. I haven’t done much work in the comments outside of these and like Deadcast/video posts but it’s clear that there’s something very like a culture that works, and which sustains itself. Except when people are pointing out that I use too many adjectives/em-dashes, in which case it is…

Dan McQuade is a sneakerhead so devout that it overrides any passing trends, so he’d be fine. But if you mean a literal halt in the production of sneakers, definitely him

That’s Dan McQuade all day

I would not, but my wife has and does and will again, and I am powerless to stop her.

Strong.

I dunno, I just saw KD have a possibly career-altering leg injury and Kyrie shoot under 40% in the postseason. Can’t say I’ve ever felt more confident they’ll be Knicks

Not even Einstein could explain why time moves so much faster when you’re trying to get kids out the door for school in the morning. Any 2-for-1 trick—breakfast in the bathroom even— is acceptable before 8 am.

I have unfortunately been kicked out of Triple Rock in Berkeley for this very offense because someone saw.

How can they be over if we’re still waiting on the Beyoncé sneaker? Sneakers will not be over until Beyoncé says they are. 

Hi!!!!!!! 👋🏻I appreciate the kindness. Also, I still work here. 

Hotter, righter take: Anyone who likes college sports is a bad and weird person.