That’s why Eli can’t be defeated by Belichick’s traditional methods. You can’t confuse the perpetually confused.

“no one knew that Cersei’s side had not only managed to get their hands on magical super-ballistas”

Using the standard order of operations of PEMDAS you get... “The Warriors blew a 3-1 lead.”

Please Excuse My Dumb Algebra Story

The worst part of this experience is that there’s now incontrovertible video proof that he attended an O’s game.

<pedantry/> Melanin. Melatonin is that stuff that helps you sleep. But your point remains a good one. (Side note: why the hell is JD Martinez going? Is is just because he’s really into guns?)

Vampire Weekend’s discography is the official soundtrack of gentrification  

Somehow it’s so much worse then I ever imagined.

I’d say he’s more of a solidly middle class man’s Tim Duncan.  

The memo’s smug conclusion, clearly based in Logic and Facts, frames the failure of the Rockets to hit any of 27 straight threes, and the failure of Chris Paul’s hamstring to stay healthy, as less significant than those 81 disputed calls.

This is not how I traditionally set about remembering guys but I will accept it because Al Horford is good and cool, even if he is kinda boring.

“Let’s remember some former all stars who are still playing at almost that level”

I said this on another post, but again, his longevity is ridiculously impressive when you consider the fact that he played at Florida with Corey Brewer & Joakim Noah.

Al Horford is the Al Horford of the modern NBA.

When Pop finally retires from coaching, he can probably get steady work in sci-fi movies as the crazy town elder who yells things like “I’VE BEEN SAYING IT FOR YEARS” and “I TOLD YOU THEY WERE COMING.”

Could be wrong, but I’m not sure that the Presidency has stopped him from tweeting.

Drewdy! Drewdy! Drewdy!

Russell Westbrook has announced a moratorium against answering questions from Rusell Westbrook, asserts commitment to self-improvement despite what Russell Westbrook might say about Russell Westbrook.

We all are with Russ...watching the rest of the playoffs on TV.

Russell Westbrook leaves press conference after difficult statement from Russell Westbrook. His antagonistic relationship with Mr. Westbrook has boiled over in recent days, much to the dissatisfaction of noted teammate, R. Westbrook.