/leads with a list of things you can never do for the rest of your life, like play hockey or watch Star Wars

Please settle a debate: Is Back to the Future a sci-fi movie?

And my Axe

And the Jets and Bills have the 2nd and 3rd weakest schedules, which...if they’re playing the Pats twice already...da fuq?

I mean, they do get to play the Bills, Dolphins, and Jets 2x a year.

OK, OK, so the Patriots didn’t get screwed. In their defense, though, that usually costs an extra hundred, 150, over just the basic handjob.

So is Jizyah Shorts.

Chicago’s Mexican food is just so great. Surely there are exceptions but New York’s average Mexican food is pretty lousy. And while New York probably has the edge is super high-end eating (I don’t know and I can’t afford to know), I feel like I ate better in Chicago. The “nice restaurants” are a little cheaper, the…

Because most of the Mexicans in NYC are Pueblans, so the focus of the cuisines is different. It’s why there are a lot of good cemitas instead. 

Hey now, there is a whole genre of film devoted to get people off.

Tamales, my friend. The tamale guy saved my life more than a few times.

Fun fact: Chicago has the second-most Mexican immigrants in the country, only behind L.A.

Once you’re out of your 20s tho, 4 am pizza really loses its appeal.

Dirk also had Kidd. I don’t think there’s an honest argument that puts the Rockets’ 1993-94 team after Olajuwon as clearly better than the 2010-11 Mavs team after Dirk. 

Yeah, and if only asterisked titles were a real thing. Hakeem and the Rockets won their titles fair and square. Jordan, no Jordan. Irrelevant. Shit happens. It’s a nice “what-if?”. But it’s not a legitimate qualifier.

You literally said otherwise:

“...and is secure in his legacy as the greatest-ever player from outside the United States...”

eventually your brain starts ignoring it

Hey, that wasn’t fun at all!

By god you’re not gonna get away with this