The New York Roughriders

It’s part of their Privacy Policy changes.

“the potential of even bigger revenues in the future, which will not cover rapidly increasing expenses...”

I have naked pictures and fuck vids I’ve been sitting on for a long time.

The same is true of this country as a whole; we have no idea who the hell we are any more because the future is too scary to contemplate and rather than grapple with it together as though we all have skin in the game, we’re fighting over what the past was.

Flairing up.

I think an unintended (or maybe it was intended by the bill payers) side effect of advanced metrics is that it has killed the star in baseball. You can look at it as trying to find a market inefficiency, sure, but it also can be looked at like “we don’t want to spend money, let’s find a cheaper option.” It’s weird…

This is why I’m telling my 11-year-old son to abandon his dream of playing professional sports. It has nothing to do with the fact that he lacks any discernible hand-eye coordination and orders adult meals when we go out to eat.

He’s at motherfuckin’ Mother Jones, babby!!!!

When the guy from Boston is dunking on you for being racist, you know you have a problem.

We are the ones who picked oat and honey cafe mix as the best cereal a few years ago.

“Don’t quit on talent,”

I was still blown away that some unnamed AFC team was asking prospects, “If required, are you willing to claim that you were, in fact, misidentified as a 77 year old white male, who was spotted frequently at a specific massage parlor?”

Retired, but license still valid so...sorta?

I’m expecting Irving and Durant to stand at center court at MSG, announce it’s a new era in Knicks basketball, and the scoreboard crashes down on top them.

If you keep taking him for granted, he’s liable to walk off into the sunset and inevitably fall off the face of the Earth.

Does any of it have to do with the ever-larger impact of a single NBA player? Like, NFL free agency doesn’t feel like it has the same power either, because a Khalil Mack or Bryce Harper will never be an instant conference championship ticket like a Lebron could. Exceptions of course, but on average.

To you pedants correctly pointing out my misuse of the word extramarital, you’re absolutely right. Also, as a Bills fan in Boston for the last 20 years, just shut the fuck up and let me have this.

Why? Season already had a happy ending.

And somehow the Patriots will use this as motivation to win another Super Bowl next year.