I’m turning off the computer and going outside for a bit after that one.

I have no friends and desperately need some, but I certainly wouldn’t be friends with these clowns.

Nick Mullens has lost the Raiders locker room.

Oh, and eat at Arby’s.

I’m just glad they are finally tackling the important issues in their sport.

He was the consensus number 1 pick all year....so pretty much everyone did....

The best and funniest subplot of the Jason Tatum experience is Kobe vicariously trying to soak up his shine with thinkovating hashtaggery.

No snark here: I’m glad basketblogging is back. It beats the hell out of all the depressing ass football-blogging posts.

Yeah gimme a break. He had a shot at hugging a cuddly good dog like Brady, and he let the scamp slip out of his arms. It happens. Don’t blame the rules!

Breeland Speaks, Rolls Over, and Plays Dead

Jimmy’s a real Renassance Man, whose Basketball Diaries are well-documented. He once had a Fear of being a Traveller on Boogie Nights, but after The Big Hit when he met The Corruptor Mark Wahlberg, and along with Kevin James they began calling themselves the Three Kings. Once he rescued a bunch of dogs in The Yards,…

“Also hearing a lot of players were entranced by Butler’s unique aroma and animal magnetism. Several asked if they could move in with him and just marinate themselves in his powerful, masculine splendor.”

Brandon Ingram looks like the love child of Wiz Khalifa and Inspector Gadget.

For context on that trial: when I was in law school, our Evidence professor used it as an example of how a defendant’s lawyers can use all kinds of loopholes to call an accuser a shameless whore who’s in it for the money and still stay within the bounds of the rules of evidence. 

Who gets credit for starting the tree? Why is the tree named after Bill Parcells instead of whoever coached Bill Parcells?  Don’t they all just wind back to some mythical First Coach? Some kind of Darwinian common ancestor to all coaches? Picture a mudskipper with a clipboard.

Why aren’t Belichick’s assistants successful as head coaches?

Can I hate an organization and its fans but like its current team? Asking for myself, not a friend.

Zukkapalooza (yes that is the actual name, it’s on the Facebook event and everything) is the event of the season! All are welcome!

It’s an acre. Doing it myself would require at least a riding mower and an edger, not to mention a half a day a week that I don’t have. That does not count gas or fertilizer costs.

And I can sleep with the windows open, and cook somewhere other than the grill, and eat hot soups,