Jesus, they never call traveling anymore.

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What a nonsensical loudmouth. That guy who interrupted him seems like a jerk too.

Didn’t Odin give his eye to Mimir to gain knowledge of Ragonorak? That explains how so many Vikings’ fans knew their season was doomed when they were 5-0....

TLDR: Nets vs TBA (X 82)

The Raiders taking Ray Guy in 1st round would be the stupidest fucking draft pick ever made. I mean the guy must be 70 years old.

Isn’t that what Lena Dunham said after he wouldn’t bone her?

“Welcome to the Department of Justice!”

Wow, quick start to the butthurt today.

Anything is better than this.

I couldn’t even read all of them.

If you think about it enough, you realize that sports are almost entirely a waste of time. I don’t think about it too much because there is always a game to watch

He’s Low Energy(tm) Trump.

Cincinnati’s only defining characteristic is that chili.

On the negative side, they’ll have to give up their practice squad trophy to get it :(

Someone else might be available, too.

“Hold my beer”
- The Bears

Fumbles beer
- The Jets

Recovers beer, chugs beer, shouts “69", spikes beer into ground
- Gronk