Jesus, they never call traveling anymore.

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What a nonsensical loudmouth. That guy who interrupted him seems like a jerk too.

Didn’t Odin give his eye to Mimir to gain knowledge of Ragonorak? That explains how so many Vikings’ fans knew their season was doomed when they were 5-0....

TLDR: Nets vs TBA (X 82)

The Raiders taking Ray Guy in 1st round would be the stupidest fucking draft pick ever made. I mean the guy must be 70 years old.

Isn’t that what Lena Dunham said after he wouldn’t bone her?

“Welcome to the Department of Justice!”

Oh, oh my god, I just want ‘Conservatives just aren’t as good at software development and that’s why they are under represented in Silicon Valley‘ on a plaque.

Wow, quick start to the butthurt today.

Anything is better than this.

I couldn’t even read all of them.

If you think about it enough, you realize that sports are almost entirely a waste of time. I don’t think about it too much because there is always a game to watch

He’s Low Energy(tm) Trump.

Cincinnati’s only defining characteristic is that chili.

On the negative side, they’ll have to give up their practice squad trophy to get it :(

“Hold my beer”
- The Bears

Fumbles beer
- The Jets

Recovers beer, chugs beer, shouts “69", spikes beer into ground
- Gronk