It’s still summer, but when the winter winds blow, I know I’ll have this take to keep me warm.

You mean the same Lebron who is 2-0 in NBA finals game 7's and defeated a 73 win team on the road. You mean the same kobe who was terrible in game 7 of the finals and shot 6-24. Oh ok. This couldn’t be any more false or dumb if it was written by trump himself.

prepare to be flamed. fwiw i think you deserve it because this is dumb. but prepare.

A local bar in my town has jalapeno poppers on the menu, and after consuming 5-6 one night I learned what the phrase “shit through a screen door” means.

I agree on the pickles. Also jalapenos.

They could move this team to Narnia and nobody would care.

I’d call it a draw. While Gilmore landed two solid blows, Edelman did manage to give him gonorrhea.

Thanks for the insightful comment.

Didn’t need any text for this one. Figured you’d just write the headline and lorem ipsum the rest since nobody would read it.

I’m glad I Waited that one out.

I mean, I could almost buy this if one of his wish-list destinations were not Minnesota.

Irving just wants to live near an island.

He’s gonna regret this one day as he’s sailing off into the horizon, where the earth ends.

There are times when he looks like the best player in the league, and then there are times when he’s on defense.

HE NEVER WOULD HAVE LEFT JORDAN

If you believe Scaramucci—you shouldn’t—Trump has thrown a perfect spiral through a tire.

Obviously NFL GMs are a conservative bunch and they prefer their quarterbacks to be clean cut.

I just listen to Hot 97 when I am visiting my family. it’s the best radio station in the world - nothing but hip hop from 1995-2005. Straight jam after jam. And they hired all the people who used to work at JAMN 94.5 so it’s literally like a time warp to being in 7th grade.