Eh, this point seems based on the assumption that all teams are equally good at actually developing the players they draft, or that the ability to develop from a tantalizing prospect to a fleshed-out star professional basketball player is an innate quality, like hair color. I don’t think I buy that, not least because…

The declarations of success at this point highlights what always bugged me about the Process: the timing of when to stop. The whole point (back when we were using original goal posts) was to get a generational talent that can win championships. A LeBron, a KD, a Steph. Other parts, too, but the generational talent…

My sister is single and she says no Trump supporters in her Tinder profile. Not because she wouldn’t date a Republican, but because it’s the easiest way to stave off guys who live in the suburbs.

Oh great, now Durant is going to jump ship and join Bud Light this offseason.

Took me a second, but, same.

I thought you were going to say “I knew it was going to be terrible and badly directed”

The Warriors Are Math

In the interest of being fair and balanced: he does choke down the criticism with a Diet Coke, though.

1. Mr.

#lolmets

But would you bone a skeleton?

That was fiction, idiot. Real ghosts are selfish lovers

12. Werewolf

I wouldn’t fuck a vampire, but imagine how much fun 69ing this guy would be...

“That’s legitimately foolish” - The man who left Boston to live in LA and would never return.

I once ate nearly an entire turkey. Cooked it up around lunch, had the whole thing for dinner

...Why are you using a penis being alive as a slur? You prefer dead penises?

I’m sad only because we won’t get to experience the joy of finding out he died ever again.

Chili Cheese Fritos are the greatest chip choice ever. Fact.