“These numbers are reminscent of Russell Westbrook’s horrifying gourth quarters against the Thunder, only with less scoring.”

I totally get you on the mixed feelings from watching Chef’s Table. I watched the first six episodes with a mix of relish over the food (and the way it’s filmed) and disgust over the sociopaths making it (Niki Nakayama excepted).

When I see a master chef, all I see is a man or woman who will continually try and fail to come up with something better than the double cheeseburger.

A note to go along with competing with MLS is that those games are outside and it’s starting to get nice out. I would rather sit outside and watch baseball or soccer, even if I like those sports less, because I don’t want to sit inside when it’s just starting to get nice outside

I always remembered it because it happened when I was around 13 and I thought it was hilarious that someone with the name Pierce got stabbed a whole bunch. I didn’t have a lot of friends then.

That’s exactly what someone impersonating his twin brother on an NBA playoff team would say.

The banned fan’s seat will henceforth be filled by a statue of the fan.

A lot of people say the crucifix was in, but I think he nailed it. And yet the double-A Binghamton Mets fans are screaming GIVE US BARABBAS (Antonio Barabbas, young Dominican shortstop prospect).

Isaiah Thomas Will Beat You And Then Embarrass You

WRECK OF THE EDMUND FITZGERALD BABY!

they all ded

And by “Vineyard” you mean Vineyard Vines?

“Hey there. Name’s Max. Max Rich, I should say. It’s a name and a way of life, my friend. Say, where do you summer?”

*second and third quarters happen*

They ran out of bullets.

Welp, it’s a good thing the Wizards got out to such an insurmountable lead! It would be a shame if that lead disappeared early in the second quarter...

Yep. They definitely made a series of progressively more terrible choices on that front.

Um yeah, they were pretty liberal about spending money on exclusive TV rights to events.