Shocked!

What does the equation for the motion on a Joakim Noah free throw have to do with this?

This math is more my speed...

This is certainly the dumbest “Westbrook is MVP” column you guys have written so far. Obviously all players have different strengths and weaknesses, and Lowe covered those strengths and weaknesses for each of the MVP candidates. If you pick out the passages where he talks about Kawhi’s weaknesses, then it will…

At this point, I want Westbrook to lose solely because everyone’s being such a raging asshole if you dare to suggest someone else.

The heartbreaking tragedy of Aaron Hernandez, as far as Belichek is concerned, is that he didn’t get a compensatory draft pick for losing him.

He certainly persevered through a varsity to be there

Here comes some more LaVar Ball criticism about LeBron not caring about his seed.

Gee, maybe not caring about their seed should’ve occured about two months and 1000 LeBron minutes ago.

It’s OK, though, because they waived DeAndre Liggins in an attempt to free a spot for Anderson Varejao, so nothing to worry about now!

I’m glad that the NBA is solidifying the message I’m teaching my children. Their future is entirely dependent on the results of the lottery.

I guess there’s your blueprint for success: Keep doing everything wrong and biffing your No. 1 picks and winning draft lotteries until you finally land the best hockey player in the world. I wonder why more teams don’t try that.

Someday he’ll lose a step but he will be the last one to know it. When he does, all the brilliance and fun he brings to a team will instead just destroy them as he keeps chasing empty stats while the team doesn’t win shit

Activate the Skip Bayless Bat-signal.

Grossi: [accuses Browns of conspiring with Barnwell]

Could be worse. Padres pitchers just came off a four-day stretch of the runs.

Would you feel better about things if you moved to the Shire and were among your people?

Dude is raining missiles on Syria as we speak.

“What advantages does this war have over, say, an ethnic cleansing, which I could also afford?”