Those are the little nut candies in the gold foil, right?

Am I the only one who has never ever ever heard of Elena Ferrante?

They both irritate me but the second one is worse, IMO. “No you’re not sorry. If you were really sorry you’d stop doing it.”

Or a clumsy proctologist

Counterpoint: No.

Not his, thanks to Xarelto.

There is a big market out there for parents who believe their children should suffer just a little bit on their birthdays. Would you considering opening yourselves up to that market by being rented out individually or as a team for “Live Blogging Experiences” at children’s birthday parties?

As Drew always says, if you hate your readers you don’t deserve them.

Kevin Draper.

6'3"

5'9"

I still think Barry is 5'11", but he blames his bad posture.

Scocca literally just walked over to my desk and made me stand up because he didn’t believe me. He’s 6'0" and wanted to compare. We’re the exact same height.

5'10"

6'2"

5'3"

5'10"

6'0"

I like most foods that taste like they’re angry

5'4"