watermelon least accurate, banana most repulsive

This is wrong. Fall is great because you start getting lots of good roasting vegetables.

Autumn has great vegetables. Roasted sweet potatoes+ beets + farro + chard or kale is a good autumn meal.

Pumpkin bread is phenomenal and suffers a grave disservice by the pumpkin spice craze.

Leadbelly and Kurt Cobain just died again. Of disgust.

In the pwns, in the pwns, where I’m ever owned,
And I jibber the whole night through

I did not, I did not, I was quivering with rage.

It’s the tweets, it’s the tweets

*politely decline

*done to the Nationwide jingle*

There’s no doubt in my mind: Bill Belichick intentionally sabotaged/injured his quarterbacks because he has grown bored with regular football.

That’s “well” writerer.

They should honor the original spirit of the award and all recipients should come up with an innovative way to re-take The Philippines.

The Orioles will host the Red Sox for three more games this week

Any kind of chicken stir fry or noodle dish or soup with egg through it is okay with me (and should be okay with everyone else).

I couldn’t care less about the canibalism aspect, but chicken tends to be really drab in flavor as are eggs. There’s a reason you mix eggs with chorizo or some shit like that.

Can’t wear white after Labor Day. Fools

The Hike! It’s by some guy named Drew Magberry, or something.

Stannis Baratheon.

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