Could you imagine if they’d done that and taken it in for 6?

True but it was really nice of every cards fan to write in this year.

Also, Hamilton, while you are on the subject could you take Burnenko to task for never finishing his Jonathan Franzen book report?

retweet thirst

No, like rainbow with the Star Trek guy.

You missed Joshua’s, second-to-last, entry, which I heartily recommend:

I feel the same way, did you happen to go to college in Western NY?

Also, how terrible is it to be jealous of the Bills and their futility when your team has been a Super Bowl contender every year for a decade plus?

“Here is the headline of Chad Finn’s latest article: When a player makes the Patriots’ roster, it’s for one reason: He earned it.”

Pee pee goes into vagoo, I think.

RIP Jimmy.

“Who am I? Am I Jacob Marley? You know, the ghost guy with the chains? I that who I’m supposed to be?”

Ben Affleck is on the rummy train, and he is shoveling coal like there the Commanches are attacking from the rear and there’s a seven percent grade in front of the train.

At the very least we should send them a nice gift basket.

I deleted my social media accounts years ago and now my life is so much better than everyone I know. It freed up a vast space in mind and body to contemplate my existence rather getting distracted by my friends and family’s consumer-driven performative experiences.

I also do not care about Anthony Wiener’s sexting either. I just don’t. I really don't.

That must be one deep fucking pocket.

Can’t

Did I just get put on a list for clicking on this post?

So am I, because a guy from Boston rooting for the Steelers is automatically an asshole in my book.

Nailed it.