Let’s keep this rolling. They say Steph Curry has 20/15 vision, I say read this chart!

Miami is just playing like a team that lacks porpoise. 

If lawyers demanded everyone refer to them as “esquire” these comments would get pretty ugly.

Most of my favorite players on other teams had to do with me randomly being given a hat or tshirt of a team from a city where my dad went on a business trip.

Does CC Sabathia still count? If there’s anyone, it’s a 300lbs pitcher whose about to retire because of an arthritic knee.

Unfortunately Marvel already did this with Red Skull like 20 years ago.

If this was really a Joker movie for our time, it would have been about a psychopathic grifter who convinced a bunch of VC firms to fund a venture that was actually designed to kill people.

There’s probably some part of this that is related to increasing wealth & income disparity. The amount of money you can get out of the rich fans keeps going up, so their target price goes up, but there’s really only so much you can add in “incremental value” to make those seats worth more money.

He’s not going to be able to reach his final form without consuming both of the Dragic brothers.

Because this is a very dangerous version of “get off my lawn”

I live about half a mile from that place and it’s absolutely fantastic. I’m so glad I didn’t run into him last night.

He’s alluding to universal definitions of utility and cost that don’t exist. Also, even if his weird theoretical valuations of the business cost of their endorsements are real, the remaining money is simply WHAT THEY SHOULD BE GETTING PAID IN SALARY TO PLAY FOOTBALL

“Players should be able to make money through the Free Market, just not by selling any product or providing any service”

We should keep pushing him on this to see what happens when he realizes that this devious conflict of interest impacts literally every type of transaction. 

This is horrifying and easily could have been remedied if you’d cut the hot dog into discs and used a very standard potato salad dressing recipe.

My pet project for this fall is to come up with as many Montenegro cocktails as I can think of. Secret side goal: come up with one that sounds good on paper but is actually terrible.

In this context, I’m not sure crabmeat describes it so much as a pork chop cooked for so long that it starts to bowl, or maybe chicken breast so overcooked that if you dropped it on the ground it might bounce.

It’s too bad that you didn’t get to enjoy one of my favorite parts of NO which is to finish eating and then take the rest of your beer to go.

SPOILER ALERT: Mysterio is Mysterio

Rather than saying I’m 6'2.5" i’m just going to start telling people I’m 4'10"