It would at very least pen it in. There’s no real scenario in ultimate where you jump and release, so you could all for a change of direction on the very last step, but z-ing through the lane. 

Look I’m too busy writing a dozen comments instead of actually doing my paying job to care about any of this

The official ultimate Frisbee rule is what I always want to see here: you get your steps to gather, but you can't 1. Speed up or 2. Change direction

A kielbasa is solid, resilient, has a nice snap to it.

So you’re saying I can have your pickle spear

I take one large bite immediately, usually another about half way through, and if that doesn’t finish it off it’s the last bite too.

Bears: Italian Beef shoulder or GTFO

Since when do you have to choose between pickles on a burger and a pickle on the side? I want both. The pickle slices on the burger are good and tangy but they’re also thin, get warmed up in the burger, and usually end up mildly crunchy at best. The side pickle is a pallet cleanser and temperature change-up.

Barring particular personal medical conditions, having your chili full of salt and fat isn’t bad for you, and in fact is probably good! Can we throw the lo-fat craze in the goddamn trash already?

So you’re saying I can have your pickle spear

I very weirdly blanked on that word, it was unsettling

Drew, when you end up on Bourbon St, please, do not walk underneath the porches. The people up there are not to be trusted.

No color to it at all

While I appreciate your attempts at banter, this may be the least entertaining video I’ve ever seen.

So what you’re saying is they need to deep fry it

Ooo ooo do Phillip Rivers next

My cousin and her husband moved to the Czech Republic like a week after they got married, and when I last visited them, were open that they weren’t coming back, and were slightly less open about the fact that her mom is a large part of the reason why.

last but not least

Looking forward to hearing about how all your children are doing.