Passing a kidney stone is right in the Drew wheelhouse, so either it’s Drew or someone owes him royalties. 

I clicked on this article for the sole purpose of replying “OK” and Giri has stolen my joy.

Noted.

Fried bologna is good, but also one of the slickest substances known to man. I had one recently and I had to hold it in fists like a toddler to keep all the ingredients from flying out.

slash line is currently .298/.445/.666

Back in college, my friends developed a tradition (originating with Taco Bell) of ordering more fast food than we wanted for the specific purpose of having an extra burrito to eat ~ 2 hours later, when it was lukewarm and we weren’t hungry but also not full, which we referred to as “Cash Money”.

I hear Enes Kanter is a free agent

Kobe’s going to do this now, isn’t he

Crazy part is, they’re all still there

Aren’t pitcher suspensions always weird anyway? If a reliever rarely ever pitches 3 games in a row, isn’t this really a 2 game suspension?

Quietly accepting the unwritten rules of baseball is against the unwritten rules of baseball.

You’d better get out of Carmelo's house before he calls the cops

My first boss at my current company always emphasized the pithy nature of what we do as a reason to maintain work-life balance. I think there’s significance in reminding your superiors that the “working for the greater good” angle doesn’t hold water.

That said, I miss Craggs.

In the same sense that the tone of most Deadspin articles is a nice change of pace from the self-seriousness of both modern analytics blogging and traditional writers, Ratto is a nice change of pace from the very onlineness of Deadspin. A bit more florid, different angles. Refreshing.

So what you're suggesting is that he... Double Down

McDonald’s bizarre forays into elevated burgers and healthy salads happened because they saw their market share dropping, even as their profits climbed. They saw the signs of a massive increase in frequency of dining out, and couldn’t conceive of it not being about them. Rather than understand how they fit in a new…

But can he do this?