For my money, you have to brine white meat or you might as well feed it to the dog. It makes a massive different and really gets the flavor in there. Brine with salt, sugar, garlic powder, and cayenne, then season to cook with more or less anything you want.

Yes, please stop...almost...dying

I think a lot of it comes down to the unwritten rule that officiating is supposed to be different in the playoffs. Suddenly all the refs have it in the back of their heads that they’re supposed to be doing...something different, and now they don’t trust their instincts. 

Another reason why the idea of “student-athlete” is a joke

Look, I get that people love to take sides. “I want the Warriors to win!” “No I want the Raptors to win!” But personally, I think there’s a compromise we can all agree on:

Steph vs Kawhi is Alien vs. Predator. A startling and chaotic destructive force vs a flawless, relentless hunter. This series is awesome.

I haven’t listened but I’m hoping the discussion on that first question is just all the different ways the Raptors could physically launch Drake out of the arena.

I retract every single thing I’ve ever said.

The answer in the cars/bikes/pedestrians argument of “who’s the d-bag?” is: everyone. Every single one of those groups, in general, assumes they’re entitled to about 10% more of the road/path than they really are, and they all fuck up in different ways:

Eat your salad with chopsticks like a goddamn adult

He played the game the way I’ve always imagined I would if I made it on Jeopardy, and for that, I hope he breaks all his bones, that piece of shit.

3 Dead In Corpse Avalanche On Everest

I’m considerably more perturbed that he just digs chunks out of the pancake instead of slicing off pieces than I am that he started in the middle. In general, this looks like something a 3-year-old would do.

Oh hey they fixed mobile comments

For Klay this is furious

Graduates, my advice: Egomania

Instead of commanding respect, I recommend you have so little respect for everyone else that you don’t even want theirs.

This is why I’m getting cremated. 

Nah they’re the Freys

In the game of thrones, you win or you get a national television platform on which to shit talk your nemeses.