I generally enjoyed the victory of the Banality of Life over the Grandeur of Legend. I also think Jon’s destined martyrdom (“the man who always did what was right, even though it never worked out for him”) would have been more satisfying if his behavior during the series had made his sacrifices more explicit (as they…

Look, I get it; it’s hard to look this post in the face and realize it’s the perfect encapsulation of why we all read Deadspin. We’ll get through this together.

Sad, or is it the perfect encapsulation of why we all visit this site so often?

Say your brain worked like your browser history, and you could erase the last X amount of time from it. What’s the longest amount you’d be willing to erase to forget this?

God, Tom Ley is such a coward

Daenerys and Jon face off in the throne room, each saying the other isn’t fit to rule. They then decide to compromise and make Sam king. When he tries to sit on the throne, he slips and rolls down the stairs [cue laugh track]. Credits roll over the Monk theme song by Randy Newman. 

COUNTERPOINT: Q*bert, as it requires no buttons, is by far the easiest arcade game to play whilst drinking a beer. 

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As a Celtics fan, I feel like we’ve been arguing back and forth for half a decade about which method was best; focus on acquiring a centerpiece(s) and as soon as you get them scramble to assemble a supporting cast [Sixers], or build up a versatile, cost effective supporting cast with your assets and then bank on…

Any last words of advice for the weekend? 

Not a question but: 1. The gray structure that allows for approved commentors and for replies to be reviewed and starred by approved commentors to promote “pro-social” commenting 2. the lack of self-seriousness of most of the articles that creates a “you can’t troll someone who doesn’t care” atmosphere 3. active…

But if sneakers WERE over, which staff member would be least capable of coping?

Which staff member has the best tattoo and what is it?

Are you subtweeting Rom for not posting enough

I assumed that just meant “other employees”. If I ask him enough will you hire me to make it stop?

If you are brushing your teeth at a public urinal while peeing, and also looking at your phone, what is the optimal hand assignment?

Have you listened to the new Big Business album?

Barry what is your opinion on Deafheaven? My more genre-purist friends think they aren’t true Black Metal enough but I’m strongly pro.

What’s the best mixed drink you’ve ever come up with by yourself? (variants on classics count as long as the variation is more meaningful than “I put 4 limes in my G&T”)

Does this include you