The dream of a better tomorrow

Exactly. How much did Bush dodge the shoe by? Trump is twenty years older, doesn’t exercise, and need to hold someone’s hand to walk down stairs. Best case, he accidentally swats it away doing his stupid hand gestures.

The self-inflicted ruptured testicle theory is still in play...

On the other hand, if this is all just a setup so that Drew has to come back to a nervous, sweaty audience of emotionally compromised pseudo-trolls and admit that he’s been in the hospital for weeks because he punched himself in the nuts as a joke and ruptured a testicle, then well played.

Alright, I expected it from Ley. He’s performatively sensitive to throw everyone off the scent of his unsolved serial murders.

“Toad in the Hole”

Here are your three Donald Trump proposals:

This doubles as a conspiracy theory. Peppermint Bark poisoning...

Clicked on this article, not really putting together that by definition, I’ve already read more about all of these people than I would have preferred.

Best wishes, Drew!

They’re amoral, which brings all the unpredictability of stupidity with the danger of evil.

That... is actually pretty good.

At best, it’s just a framework for symbolism like in the OP, but it’s too vague/broad to be a riddle. The answer is either “no” or thousands of things. “He filled my glass with Natty Ice and then handed me a pint full of regret.”

This isn’t a riddle, it’s just a parts-of-speech question. Filled is a verb, full is an adjective. So if a cup is filled with something, it is thereafter full of it.

Nathan Peterman just barely avoided becoming the first QB in 70 years to throw a pick on over 10% of his passes, and he did it by having a game where he threw two interceptions.

I want to see Marv Albert enact revenge for a thousand jokes Reggie Miller refused to sell.

Guilt by association

Casting a blanket vote for the greater Washington DC region

I’d appreciate if you could update the poll to reflect the appropriate RGB color code for each Jon Gruden.

Yes, if you have a family, and have a hard time finding time for yourself, cook for yourself and eat what you want.